At the church.

[Vittoria]

An old married couple was in church one Sunday. The woman turns to her husband and says:

I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?

The husband replies:

Replace the battery in your hearing aid.

 

[AlphaShaving]

Has no one got any decent (or indecent) jokes to share lately? Come on guys lets get this place buzzing. Its established - now we need members!!